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Interview Questions

When I started working for my current company, they had me take an online test before I ever got an interview.  Not a big deal, multiple choice, fairly easy stuff.  When I finally got my interview I was told I did well and got a 70% on the test (better then anyone else that took it).  That number always bugged me because it was a simple test.  Today, randomly, I got to see my results for the test.  Its not that I answered them wrong, its that the company did.

This one bugs me the most, a company that says it loves linux, is good with it, and bosses who like to say they know everything.


What command in a script would print on the screen the first variable passed into that script?

a) /usr/bin/echo /$1

b) /usr/bin/echo $1

c) /usr/bin/echo \$1

d) /usr/bin/echo 1

For anyone with bash experience, the answer is pretty easy.  its b $1 (even tho deprecated and should be ${1}) will output the first argument passed to a script.  Their answer.. was c.  If you put that in a script and run it, you will get the output “$1” because \ is an escape sequence.

There are plenty more examples in this ‘quiz’ of them being wrong, but I don’t feel like going into all of them right now.

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To err is human; to really screw up requires the root password.
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“Informal Releases”

The CTO comes into my office:

CTO: I’m going to be making changes to one of our websites.  I’ll need you to put some code live.

Anon Sysadmin: Okay, no problem.

CTO: I’m going to be making some database schema changes too.

Anon Sysadmin: Our last backup of our database was 12 hours ago, let me do a quick backup before you start.

CTO: We do “informal releases”, you know that.  We don’t need a backup.

The CTO walks out of my office.  I already have a console open to the server so I do a quick backup of the database anyways.

About an hour later he walks back into my office.

CTO: I accidently deleted some data at random from the database.  Can you restore it from last night.  I have no idea what we’re going to do about the missing rows…

Anon Sysadmin: I made a backup of the database before you started.  We’re fine.

CTO: I told you we didn’t need one!

Anon Sysadmin: Apparently we did tho…

CTO storm out of my office.

Informal Releases are code for “Imma goona fuck shit up”

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The Fridge is full


Random Employee:
“The fridge is full and I can’t put my lunch in there”

Anon Sysadmin: “The fridge doesn’t have a computer in it.. What do you expect me to do?”

Random Employee: “The COO said I could put it in the server room, and to ask you to turn the temperature in there down to make it a little cooler.”

Anon Sysadmin: “…”

This is a true story from last month.  Why this person decided that a full fridge was the COO’s responsibility, or why the COO thought that the FUCKING SERVER ROOM was a good place to put food is a mystery to me.

Since then the CEO has decided that the server room is a good place to store his “end of the world food cache”.  Now next to our rack of internal servers and telco equipment, we have a 5 fucking boxes stacked full of beans.

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